HarizHariz

Moved on!

2009-02-02T02:22:00.000-08:00

This is my new blog:

http://ButItsBetterIfYouBlog.blogspot.com

Uncivilized

2009-01-26T02:03:00.000-08:00

Maid aku ni, bengong gila, maid mana la yg tak bengong? Semua maid kat malaysia ni mesti bengong punya, aku sanggup bayar $1'000'000 USD kalau maid dia tak bengong.

Phone dia rosak, lps tu nak pinjam phone aku pulak, nak call mak dia.
Tak dpt mintak adik aku plak, dh tak bagi, pggl aku kejam.

Kepala hotak dia bernanah! Igt murah ke Maxis skg? Phone rumah ada, guna la,
Bengong tak? Bukan biasa ke maid curi2 guna phone rumah?

Ni tak, nak guna phone aku jugak. Klo tgk muka dia mmg despo gila nak handphone.
So harini b'day cousin aku, dia tak nak ikot pulak, mintak cuti, nak jumpa mak dia.
Dia mmg slalu jumpe mak dia time cuti, bagus pulak anak mak ni.

Before keluar rumah, dia kunci la gate semua. Pastu baru masok kereta.
Aku ni jenis yg tak suka duk tgh2, so aku keluar kereta tu dulu, bg dia masuk dulu.
Time tu tgn aku full, dgn stokin n kasut aku, phone aku ada kt raba aku.
So aku suruh dia pgg kan jap, pastu dah settle aku masuk kereta balik.

So on the way nak ke rumah cousin aku, mak aku drop la maid aku tu kt LRT.
Aku bajet dia nak letak balik phone tu kat sebelah aku.
Aku carik la, mana la phone aku ni. Suruh adik aku misscall, ringing tp xde org kat.
Bunyi ringtone pun xde, mana la phone aku ni.

Takkan la maid aku yg ambik kot, aku cari la smpi kt lubang cacing, mmg xde.
Mak aku ckp, maybe maid aku TERambik kot.
Klo terambik, asl aku call xangkat?

Maid aku pun lg satu, klo time aku call tu, dia angkat n ckp die terambik,
pecaya la jugak aku, sbb time tu semua tengah rushing.

Bengong kan, nak curi pun tak guna otak, bodo!

Ronald McDonald's Son and Daughter!

2009-01-07T06:51:00.000-08:00

Actually, it's an adds by the Japanese McDonalds, promoting their Tomato McGrand.

Son.

Daughter.

Factors affecting Hariz's Image as an Indie Lover.

2008-09-23T00:10:00.000-07:00

Aim:
To investigate the relationship between Hariz and other music genres.

Possible Inference:
Performing Bittersweet's 'Capital E' makes Hariz an indie lover.

Hypothesis:
The more Independent(indie) songs Hariz hears, the more indie he is.

Variables:

Manipulated: Types of music genres.
Responding: Indie-ness of Hariz
Constant: Hariz

Materials and Apparatus:
Hariz, albums of indie songs, alternative rock songs, metal songs, and screamo songs.
Scarf, skinny jeans, heap phone, and a CD player.

Procedure:

Hariz was told to dress up with a scarf and skinny jeans.
Hariz was given a CD player and an Indie album.
Hariz browsed several songs.
Observation was recorded.
Step 2 to 5 was repeated using different genre of albums.
Data was tabulated.

Data Tabulation:

Albums	Indie	Metal	Screamo	Alternative
No. Of Songs Listened	2	7	15	8

Analysing Data:

Hariz dislikes wearing scarf during hot weather, therefore wearing scarf during the day is a terrible fashion to him.
Hariz prefer listening to screamo songs rather than indie songs.
Hariz dislikes indie!

Precautions:

Make sure that the indie songs Hariz listens to is not from a local band espacialy Hujan.
Use best indie songs from power band such as The Arctic Monkeys, The Strokes, or Meet Uncle Hussain.
Put more screamo's such as Alesana, The Devils Wear Prada, Bring Me The Horizon, or Norma Jean into Hariz's play list.
Make sure Hariz is wearing a dark black skinny jeans.
Avoid wearing coloured skinny jeans, they look gay!

Conclusion:
Hariz is not an indie boy god damn it!
The hypothesis is definitely NOT accepted!

Further Discussions:
Just because I wore a skinny jeans (which were meant for screamers, not indie posers) and performed 'Capital E' on stage, that doesn't mean I'm an Indie lover.

P/S: I was NEVER indie, INDIE SUCK!

Indie telah dirosakkan oleh kaum Melayu sendiri.
Sedar lah wahai melayu-melayu sekalian, skinny merah buruk nak mampus!

Trials!

2008-09-22T03:25:00.000-07:00

As usual, trials are harder thn the real thing.
At least thts what my seniors told me.

Anyways, all those 3 science subjects are finally done!
Biology was the killer and physics was wonderful!

Akibat physics senang sangat:

Duration was 1 hour and 15 minutes, managed to finish it in an hour!
So I spent the extra time sketching!

and BIG thanks to Natasya n her friend for the 'tips'!

Twenty Three's Official T-Shirt!

2008-09-22T03:03:00.000-07:00

Those who went to our school's small gig,
thanks for your support.

Some of you have requested for our Albums, T-Shirts, merch, etc.
Well, sorry to disappoint ya, but we're actually not in the main stream yet.

We're still a jamm band, and some of us are still studying.
But, we did made our 1st move by producing sample T-shirts.

Cheh, 'producing' mcm byk la pulak.

Actually, it's very limited, we're only making 20 of them,
-5 for our own, so 15 left!

So give me a call or email me at harizbump@hotmail.com.

Price: RM23.
Colour available: Plain white only.
Neck: White and black only.

Hussain, not Hussein! (our new demo)

2008-09-06T10:07:00.000-07:00

The All Malaysian Approves!
Get it right, no past tense okayh ;)

Anyways,
We've uploaded few samples of song weeks ago, on our page.
Click Here!

Give it a listen and tell us wht you think about it.
Poor recording tho, used a computer mic, so you might wanna set ur speakers to full treble.

Updates (Tabs)

2008-09-05T23:26:00.000-07:00

Ranking sudah naik, now #898 (out of 60'000+)

Added Guitar 3 for 'This Conversation Is Over' by Alesana
Click Here!

Recently I've submitted Love's Not A Competition,
a cover song by Paramore, originally from Kaiser Chiefs.
Click Here!

No.1 Contirbuter (in Malaysia je)

2008-06-12T07:34:00.000-07:00

Alright, as the No. 1 Ultimate-Guitar's (UG) contributer (in Malaysia),
Ranked #985 in the world!
Don't play2!

I've managed to put Estrella and Couple on UG's data base.
So they're not under Misc or Unsigned bands.

Tepuk lah sikit!
1st person to post their tabs on UG tau! Bangga ^..^
(Chehh, poyo je..)

+ updates and new tabs for Alesana and Devil's Wear Prada.
Wanna know what song I tabbed out?

Click Here!

So please, check em' out and don't forget to RATE!

If it's bad tell me, if it's awesome, tell your friends!

Stay by Estrella Guitar Chords

2008-06-10T09:26:00.000-07:00

My girlfriend, Liyana from Estralla sang this meaningful song.
So I decided to tab out the chords and share it with you.

But you have to go to:
http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/tabs/e/estrella/stay_crd.htm

For the full details :)

Anyways, here you go!



Stay by Estrella

Chords used: D, C#m, Bm, and A.

Lyrics:

Sound straight from the twilight
Has me up all night
I can't fall asleep 'cause I keep thinking of you
And I saw a shadow outside my window and it's you.

c/o
All my sorrows flew away
Hush, keep quiet, hear me say
I don't ever want you to go
Please stay

With the moonlight dancing free
And there's no one but you and me
There's no reason to go astray
Please stay.

Making up a story
It's the way you're looking at me
If you think that this is funny, it's just you.

Try and think about it,
If you're heart is closed don't lock,
Keep your keys back in your pocket,
Think this through.

c/o

Please stay with me
Just stay with me
and I will take you to Foreverland
Just stay

Smileys for Newbies

2008-06-08T23:30:00.000-07:00

Hey smiley NOOBS! Here you go!
Best font to use for smileys: Courier New.

Smiling:
:)
=)
:-) (with nose)
(^^)
(^-^)
^_^v (with peace)

Big Smile:
:D
=D
C:
XD

Winking:
;]
;D
;)

Neutral Expression/ Partial half smile:
:]
:/
:|

Frowning:
:(

Crying:
:'(
T_T

Surprised: 
:o
:O
=0
O_o
O.o
O.O

Others:
-_-" -_-# (sweat)

-_-' -.- >.< (annoyed)

ROXY Summer Splash 2008 Tickets

2008-05-24T21:35:00.000-07:00

"Ticket Summer Splash, RM10, sape nak?"
"RM 18 for 2 tickets, who wan?"
"RM 50! tickets very limited, fast fast!"

Haiya, all bullshit weyh, tickets free lar, don't cock around with me.

Grab a Roxy Summer Splash 2008 ticket for FREE when you buy a Seventeen Magazine.
or, purchase anything at Roxy/ Quicksilver store.

+plus, there will be tickets at doors, FREE, so don't worry.

Pregnan Man!

2008-02-06T04:41:00.000-08:00

This is like so 4 years ago, but still, I want to share it.

Damn, a guy named Lee Ming Wei got pregnan using "science technology"

Totally sick, it's against GOD too. A pregnan man, can you imagine that?

Whats next, women producing sperms?

Anyway, this might help colleagues to go through their bio fair. My troop's King Scout, Ganesh Kumar did this topic at his booth, and guess what, he managed to get his face on the papers!

More details, visit: http://www.malepregnancy.com/

From my point of view, biologically it's FAKE.

When it comes to the implantation of the embryo into the abdominal cavity,
it's 100% impossible as it may cause abdominal cancer or worst death.

Even if it's successfully planted, it's also impossible for the embryo to grow.
The embryo growth obviously faces secretion of hormones, which makes no sense at all for a man to stop taking hormones and secretes it.

Fuck me! Im Horny!

2008-01-03T22:37:00.000-08:00

"Yeah, baby! Fuck me please! Im horny!"

"Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real."

"To imagine is everything, to know is nothing at all."

"The eyes are the windows to the soul; if you look into them long enough, one's true self is revealed."

"I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude."

"I am what I am and that is all I am and I am it."

"I never let schooling interfere with my education."

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on."

Now, if you're smart enough, there are subliminal messages behind all these quotes.
Try to figure em' out.

Studpid Labels

2007-12-24T15:14:00.000-08:00

In case you need further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

On a blanket from Taiwan:
NOT TO BE USE AS A PROTECTION FROM TORNADO

On Helmet mounted mirror used by (US) cyclist:
REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU

On a Taiwanese shampoo:
USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE (O.O)

On the bottle-TOP of a (UK) flavored milk drink:
AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT

On a New Zealand insect spray:
THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS
(No wonder they wont go away, stupid pests, or is it us?)

Okayh, this is my favorite...

In a US guide to setting up a new computer:
TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING,
ALLOW BOX TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING.
(Sensible, but the instructions were INSIDE the box, hahahaha bodoh sial!)

In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles:
OPEN OTHER END

On a packet of Sunmaid Raisins:
WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?
(Its not a metaphor XD)

On a bag of Fritos:
YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
(The shoplifter special, hahahahaha BODOH !!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP
(And that would be how?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the BOTTOM of the box):
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN
(Too late! You lose!)

On Marks & Spencer bread Pudding:
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING
(Oh is it? Hmmm, lets experiment. DUUUH!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN
(So thats how Chucky was born)

On a Japanese food processor:
NOT TO BE USE FOR OTHER USE
(I'm curious)

On a child's superman costume:
WARNING OF THIS GARMENT: DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY
(Thats right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

On a hotel provided shower cap in a box:
FITS ONE HEAD

On a packaging for Rowenta Iron:
DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY

On Nightly sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS
(Again, DUUUUH!!)

Google around for more!

Finaly, I blog!

2007-05-19T08:48:00.001-07:00

No biggie, just doin my 1st blog >.<"